Cynthia: Lou, oh, is it alright to call you Lou
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Lu: I've been called worse, this week. That's fine
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Cynthia: Well Lou, I was looking for pictures of the Women's Gymnastic Team on the web, and I only saw these two. You with Chen Fei and You and Chen Fei with the men's team. Where are the rest of the ...er...ah ...women?
Lu: Well, they go to bed early. Tough schedule, you know. Chen Fei and I just stepped out to by some finger foods for the others to have at snack time.
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Cynthia: You know there's been a lot of talk about the ages of the women on the gymnastic team.
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Lu: Oh? They all 16.
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C: All? Even the 20 year old?
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Lu: Ha ha. No. Just the 6 to 10 year olds are 16. You add 6 and 10 you get 16.
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C: Yes, I see, they do look VERY VERY young.
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Lu: Oh, we buy good moisturizer products from US.
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C: And also the diapers with the sticky tabs on the side.
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Lu: Yes, it's not good to wear safety pins under those little shiney red gym suits. They show. And they sometimes pop open during triple flip.
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C: Very appropriately, it's the year of the Olympics in China AND the Chinese Year of the Rat.
C: Very appropriately, it's the year of the Olympics in China AND the Chinese Year of the Rat.
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Lu: Yes very much in our favor.
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C: I notice you're wearing a little Year of the Rat lapel pin.
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Lu: Oh.... ha ha... no.This rat is different. I own company. We sell rat poison
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C: In the US?
Lu: No. Ha ha. Not yet. We have marketing campaign set for 2009.
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C: I'll want to be on the look out for that. What are you calling it? Dog food?
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Lu: Ha ha ha. No. Calling it Cang Xui Fo
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C: What is the English name for that?
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Lu: Umm. Let me think. Oh, yes. It is called Scrumptious Blue Candies.
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C: Speaking of English, we Americans are always very curious about people who can actually speak more than one language. How many do you speak?
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Lu: Yes, you Americans are so...how do the French say (he skrintches up his eyes and pretends to smoke a cigarette).... ah..yes ...stupid. I speak 7 Chinese dialects and 6 languages. How about you? I suppose you only speak English?
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C: Ha ha ha. Wha...er...no. I speak ...uh..4 languages. Yep, that's the ticket, four.
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Lu: Well, what are they?
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C: Ah, Menu Italian, Crossword Puzzle Spanish, Wine Bottle French and uhhh..Pig Latin. I do have a bit of a problem with the words that start with vowels, but other than that, I'm fluent. oday ouyay eekspay igpa atinlay?
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Lu:
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C: Getting back to rats, I understand the little girl that sang at the Olympic opening ceremonies was lip syncing.
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Lu: Ha ha ha. She our little Britany Spears
C: But lip syncing? Who was singing?
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Lu: Little girl who was not pretty enough for Olympics. We use pretty girl.
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C: She looked about the same age as your gymnasts.
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Lu: Did I say little girl? I mean she just looks like she 7.
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C: How old is she
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Lu: She 16. She wants to be a gymnast when she grows up.
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C. Ha ha ha.
8 comments:
OK...now I gotta start watching, my curiosity is peeked. I'm not a sports fan, so I never watch the olympics, too much corruption. But how cool, the interview...you crack me up...high energy toddler snacks...HA, what a hoot!
sharon
thanks for the laughs...
Happy to make you laugh! Made my day!
Cynthia
Very cute.
Just hoppin' through.
Kay
Kay, Thank you for popping over!
Cynthia
I so totally agree with your interview questions. If those girls are 16 then I am only 35. Tell Lou I'll be on the lookout for his new candy.... rat poison.
Ah, Cynthia the closet stand-up comic is IN DA HOUSE!!!
"Scrumptious Blue Candies" it would be hilarious if it weren't true. Actually, it still is hilarious.
I speak those languages - well, except the Pig Latin. I also speak feline, husband (well, that's mainly grunting and other sounds I won't get into), oh and I also speak "mother on cordless phone" wherein I only have to say a few words - edgewise).
Kat
Kat - Hahaha! I forgot all about speaking husband, dog, oh - and teenage daughter (even though mine is no longer there I still remember how to speak it.
Stevie - you get to be 35. Lou sends his best to all of you commentators. He'll be sending along some candy samples.
I heard about the lip syncing brou ha ha . I saw a photo of both girls and I think they are both plenty cute. Really baffling why they did what they did.
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