Squirrely Cold Case File

Ok, who took it? The little dead squirrel in the Albertson's bag behind the bush is MIA. On or about 21:00 the Mister was going to set the vic (they say that on television all the time) by the curb for pickup.

He discovered the bag and contents were missing with no sign of disturbance or unusual activity in the area of the theft.

I'm thinking a turkey vulture spotting the bag from 1000 feet up saying "Ooooh, carryout" and swooped down to snag the bag and flew off looking like a demon stork about to make a delivery. Meanwhile, people waiting for the stork to bring a little bundle of joy are cowering in their basements. This bird is one scary looking dude.

There is no evidence of fowl play to bolster my theory, so I cannot be sure of happened. In addition the little chalk outline I made at the alleged crime scene was washed away in the rain last night, so there is no evidence of the death or the theft.

I am officially filing the mysterious death of Eatinyer Roses and the theft of his little corpse into my cold case files. I' m off the case. Dismissed.