Saturday Salubrious Signs - Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Sagittarius Horoscope for March 14:

If you have been losing confidence in your intuitive powers, your faith in them will be restored by an offhand comment someone makes later in the day (you knew they were going to say that!). This episode of de ja vu will put you back in touch with your gut, and you will be ready to predict what's coming down the road for you and your family members. Don't be surprised if you sense big changes. And listen to your gut when an invitation comes your way late in the day. Saying 'no' might be the best path.

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Don't kid yourself - Carnac The Magnificent was not a Sagittarius
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An unpleasant level of workplace stress could spur you to overeat but you must resist this impulse if you want to emerge from this tense period with your health and sanity intact. Say no to the double chocolate doughnut bites! Reject the friend candy bars! If you want a snack, try a carrot -- it's good for you and the chewing motion will relieve jaw tension! And listen to your gut when an invitation comes to you late in the day. Saying No might be the best path.

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Saggitarians have some sense of direction

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Your Real Advice:

Don't worry about being intuitive because my intuition says you're not. If you have any sense of de ja vu at all it's only because you're so busy reading travel magazines and art auction house catalogues that everyone has to tell you everything twice. Of course it sounds familiar!

Like the 2nd time Veronica Saltstein had to ask you to hand her some toilet paper under the stall. You're all "Ver-on-ih-cah! I knew you were going to ask me for that cuz I have ESPN." Veronica, in the meantime is all "Just hand me the paper you idjit and it better not be a page of that magazine you're reading in there."

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Stand on Your Own Two Feet, Sagittarius.

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And put a little poison on that arrow of yours.

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And that's where the second paragraph comes in. Everyone is stressing you out with their uppity attitudes and snorting at your claims of mystical powers and the next thing you know you are shuffling through your purse for one of those S'more flavored power bars. Did you see where it said to resist those urges?

These are hard times, Saggi! Why should you deprive yourself. If you have enough loose change at the bottom of your purse go get yourself some of those Sno-Ball cakes out of the vending machine. Give the aforementioned carrots to Veronica. She needs them more than you do.

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And that final sentence - say no to an invitation? Hello ! At least find out if they're buying first. Nothing tastes better to a Sagittarius than a free meal - except maybe the dessert after.

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A street for Saggitarians