Saturday, March 7, 2009

Saturday Salubrious Signs - Pisces

Pisces, this is your Yahoo horoscope for tomorrow:
You respect other people's choices, but not everyone else does. Get ready to deal with some intolerance today! The good news is that these people won't have too much influence over the group, so their negative energy won't affect the thinking of anyone else. But nevertheless, you're going to have to deal with them questioning your ideas or your creativity. Try not to take it personally! Let them speak their piece, and then just keep going with the original plans.
You don't have to put up with this. Times are hard, money is tight, and you're getting old this month. Doesn't that just jangle your chain? You don't have time for whiny little people with negative energy - you've got plenty of your own. It's bad enough everyone thinks you're kind of fishy.
Here's how to deal with intolerant people, Pisces. Look like this! Don't look like you're bagged and ready to float around in a bowl of tomato soup!
Use some of this ( make sure you have a lighter in your pocket or you'll just look like a big doofus.

Quit lining up like a bunch a sheep

Quit worrying how everyone else feels. Their ideas are stupid and trivial. Tell them to sit down and eat their crackerless soup. You've got your own stuff to worry about.


Better yet, get out of Dodge


Find yourself a desert island

Plunk your self sacrificing bod down on the sand. Order a Mai Tai. Get some sun
You may feel like a fish out of water for a while, but you'll get with it. Row your little skiff over to Trader Joe's and buy yourself a ukulele and some pukka beads. And some really good sun block or else you'll have something else to worry about.
Besides, didn't I send the Tauruses out to save the world last week ? Let them take care of all the unpleasant stuff. When they get back with their saddle bags full of scalps, run into the bosses office first and take all the credit.


Lydia said...

This Capricorn got a big kick out of your Pisces post. You are clever! Your blog is a beauty.

Mama Zen said...

This is hilarious!

Rudee said...

I worked with a group of people once who all had birthdays the first week in March. They were a moody and sullen much of the time. Being an Aries, I just didn't get that. I can totally see them huddled in a pen like sheep.

Linda said...

This Aries who is married to a Pisces, found this post most intriguing, lol. Blessings

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Hey [waving hand] I'm tired of trying to save the world as a Taurus! Can I be a Pisces now?! It would be my luck though someone would throw me a line and it'd have a hook in it. ♥ ∞

Janeen said...

Just came by to say good morning! I hope your having a better day than this post leads me to believe.

Lavinia said...

Pisces are mashed potatoes, for fish. Hope that makes sense. I sincerely hope you do Sagittarius next. Make room on that desert island....I'm parking my valise there after the Orient Express journey!

Jeanne said...

Can't wait for Aquarius!

MuseSwings said...

Sparky - the beautiful thing about my horoscope is you can be whatever you want! We really need you to save the world first though. Look around - do you see anyone else with your skills? I don't think so.

Lavinia - I have the desert island all set for apres' the adventure on Monday - I figured you (and I) will need some place to hole up for a while and count the loot.

I'm having a great day, Janeen - for one thing I'm not a Pisces - but, on the other hand, I'm married to one.

Martha said...

Those goldfish look mighty tasty. Yes, let Taurus save the world. Thanks, Muse!

Marie Reed said...

I'll be a Pisces today because I want that MaiTai!

Debby said...

Crap. I'm with Sparky. I want to be a Pisces and drink maitais. This saving the world crap gets real old real fast.

Ragamuffin Gal said...

How clever and creative! As an Aries ~ I just like to party and tell stories about how I saved the world. So bring on the MaiTais!

steviewren said...

Good advice! I'm getting outta Dodge today, but I'll be back later.