As you come to terms with yourself, you are able to see a more fulfilling purpose in life, and your field of experience broadens. Focus on matters that affect you most deeply and, like magic, your life will become easier and things will seem to take care of themselves. You have all the necessary resources and motivation to make tangible changes and achieve results this year.
Toward the end of the year, you'll have time to enjoy yourself, and to bask in a great sense of accomplishment. With the expansive and idealistic energy flowing throughout 2009, Gemini is very comfortable in this age of new awareness and high-mindedness.
Kick up your heels, Gemini. Things don't look all that bad for you. It seems like no matter what happens for 90% of the year things will pan out for you come December. Just in time to put up that tree and go Christmas shopping.
Give your dual personalities a lift - two for one during happy hour is just the ticket for you Gemini's
But don't forget to eat your vegetables.
Chew gum during times of stress. There's a special brand just for Gemini's, plus a perky little jingle you can sing while you chew. Just don't throw that wrapper on the ground. A Taurus will appear out of nowhere and and threaten to wipe that smile off your face if you don't pick it up and dispose of it in a proper receptacle - like your left ear.
Your tendency for the vintage and old fashioned is always a challenge when it comes to accessorizing your already questionable wardrobe. Time to lose that Holly Hobby look and kiss that bi-centennial hairdo goodbye. And by the way, that dual personality thingie that the horoscopes tend to gloss over? You really should look into some medication for that because it's driving the rest of us signs to distraction. Quit saying "We are not amused" because I can assure you that the rest of us are NOT amused.
We ARE amused, however, by the fact that you always seem to think you've gotten a deal when you buy a pair of shoes, a double burger, are two sheets to the wind or are challenged to a duel. That's spelled d-u-e-l, not d-u-a-l. Big difference.
The rest of us are on to you so don't you and yourself try to gang up on us