Saturday Salubrious Signs - Pisces

Pisces

Pisces, this is your Yahoo horoscope for tomorrow:

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You respect other people's choices, but not everyone else does. Get ready to deal with some intolerance today! The good news is that these people won't have too much influence over the group, so their negative energy won't affect the thinking of anyone else. But nevertheless, you're going to have to deal with them questioning your ideas or your creativity. Try not to take it personally! Let them speak their piece, and then just keep going with the original plans.

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You don't have to put up with this. Times are hard, money is tight, and you're getting old this month. Doesn't that just jangle your chain? You don't have time for whiny little people with negative energy - you've got plenty of your own. It's bad enough everyone thinks you're kind of fishy.

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Here's how to deal with intolerant people, Pisces. Look like this! Don't look like you're bagged and ready to float around in a bowl of tomato soup!

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Use some of this ( make sure you have a lighter in your pocket or you'll just look like a big doofus.
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Quit lining up like a bunch a sheep

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Quit worrying how everyone else feels. Their ideas are stupid and trivial. Tell them to sit down and eat their crackerless soup. You've got your own stuff to worry about.

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Better yet, get out of Dodge

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Find yourself a desert island

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Plunk your self sacrificing bod down on the sand. Order a Mai Tai. Get some sun

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You may feel like a fish out of water for a while, but you'll get with it. Row your little skiff over to Trader Joe's and buy yourself a ukulele and some pukka beads. And some really good sun block or else you'll have something else to worry about.

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Besides, didn't I send the Tauruses out to save the world last week ? Let them take care of all the unpleasant stuff. When they get back with their saddle bags full of scalps, run into the bosses office first and take all the credit.