After a day and a half of frantic searching and even more frantic finger pointing, the missing Maltese Sapphire has been located and returned to it's frightful - I mean rightful owner, Prince Filbert of North Umberton Bobshire Peet.
Li'l Cindi enlisted the aid of Sam Spade who in turn published a list of highly suspect suspects and called on all semi-reputable detectives in Blogland to assist in the lifesaving search.
It was our very own Sparky the Spark who spectacularly speculated that the gem was in the hands of none other that Blicky the Feline . The felonious feline spent a good portion of the day plying the detectives with red herrings that put the gem in the hands of no less than 6,435 other innocent, butter would not melt in their mouth, ingrates of the bloggy underworld.
And there it was on Blicky's sidebar the entire time!
Where's My Li'l Cindi Lunchables???
And this, when our own Li'l Cindi and her Hello Kitty purse and patent leather shoes were at huge risk of being summarily dumped into the shark tank at Sea World.
If that's not enough, Janeen appears to have planted a FAKE I tell ya FAKE gem on the person of her own sick child in an attempt to collect the reward for the Chachacheen Bank. The gem was so fake that when I attempted to upload the pictures my computer just about had an attack of the vapors and I had to leave the pictures out of the picture if you know what I mean!
We are therefore proud to present this prestigious reward to Sparky the Spark. Our hope is that Sparky has seen the light, the error of her ways, the garden of good and evil and the righting of wrongs and will hithertoforth act as a good citizen and a role model for Li'l Cindi.
As for Blicky........Blicky! What is that lump under your litterbox??????