Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Sparky the Spark Saves Li'l Cindi! - Update


After a day and a half of frantic searching and even more frantic finger pointing, the missing Maltese Sapphire has been located and returned to it's frightful - I mean rightful owner, Prince Filbert of North Umberton Bobshire Peet.

Li'l Cindi enlisted the aid of Sam Spade who in turn published a list of highly suspect suspects and called on all semi-reputable detectives in Blogland to assist in the lifesaving search.

It was our very own Sparky the Spark who spectacularly speculated that the gem was in the hands of none other that Blicky the Feline . The felonious feline spent a good portion of the day plying the detectives with red herrings that put the gem in the hands of no less than 6,435 other innocent, butter would not melt in their mouth, ingrates of the bloggy underworld.

And there it was on Blicky's sidebar the entire time!

Where's My Li'l Cindi Lunchables???

And this, when our own Li'l Cindi and her Hello Kitty purse and patent leather shoes were at huge risk of being summarily dumped into the shark tank at Sea World.
If that's not enough, Janeen appears to have planted a FAKE I tell ya FAKE gem on the person of her own sick child in an attempt to collect the reward for the Chachacheen Bank. The gem was so fake that when I attempted to upload the pictures my computer just about had an attack of the vapors and I had to leave the pictures out of the picture if you know what I mean!


We are therefore proud to present this prestigious reward to Sparky the Spark. Our hope is that Sparky has seen the light, the error of her ways, the garden of good and evil and the righting of wrongs and will hithertoforth act as a good citizen and a role model for Li'l Cindi.

As for Blicky........Blicky! What is that lump under your litterbox??????


Bella@That damn expat said...

I don't know if it's the cold medicine or early morning, but I don't get this.

Debby said...

* pant...puff...pant... *

I'm (gasp) back! Did I (wheeze) miss anything?
(rasp). I'm not sure where I was, but (gasp) I do know I was aaaaaaaalll alone. (wheeze).

IT'S OVER?!!!!


Oh well! Lil Cindi - kootchey kootchey coo!

Jeanne said...

I loved this story -- it was like being at a serialized movie!

Anonymous said...

If ever there was a put-up job, this was it! Blicky? Well I never! Well really now! I'm shocked to my foundation!! And Sparky Plug, of all people, nabbing the perp and grabbing the reward. This calls for a recount, an inquest, an interrogation of some sort, heck, an inquisition. I won't take this lying down I tell you. I've put my best man on it! You ain't seen the last o' me!!!


Blicky Kitty said...

Mao, I was framed I tell you! It was Lavinia! "Let me help you" she said! "I'll clean out your litterbox" she said!

Linda said...

LOLOL. TY Sparky and Muse! Sorry, I was to preoccupied to finish looking..and by the lookserr..smell of it, I am glad, me and kitty litter..umm..NOT. LOLOLOLOL

MuseSwings said...

Bella - seems you have the best answer of all.
Lavinia - what's the deal? You WERE being framed all the way to the end of the escapade and beyond. I shall stop by for some cheese and wine and we can discuss how to redeem your faultless character....faultless? did I say faultless???
Yup Linda - most of the adventures over here have a bit of a scent.
Blick - keep on pointin' that fickle finger of fate.

Poetikat said...

I guess I should let Bibi in Belgrade out of the Armoire, huh?

Kameo Kat (who fell for the RED HARINGA)

MuseSwings said...

Yep, Kameo - time to let her out. If she has any wire hangers stuck on her clothing you'll have to help her extract them.

Poetikat said...

I just picked up a Faberge egg in a cute little antique store here in Belgrade. I'm keeping it under lock and key.


MuseSwings said...

(Ooooooh Lavinia - a Fabrege egg at Kat's!)
Is it the Lilies of the Valley Egg by any chance? That one was last reported missing from the Forbes collection. Mind if I come by to see it? I er promise not to uhm touch... Did you use Debby's credit card? She was complaning about a huge charge - in Euro's......

Debby said...

Dadgummit, Lavinia!

MuseSwings said...

Pssst - it was Kat that used your credit card - but I'm planning a heist for the egg - are you in?

Debby said...

Dadgummit, Kat!

Muse...did you ever wonder how Kat got my credit card to begin with. It's not that I don't trust you, but really, your association with Lavinia makes me nervous.

*sigh* I think I'm better off trusting Blicky. HERE KITTY, KITTY, KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Glad to help Lil' Cindi and youse didn't have to swim with the sharks in those patent leather shoes (they don't float well). That was loads of fun! Can't wait to see what I won ... shark's teeth, maybe?? ha ha ha :o) ♥ ∞