Saturday, April 18, 2009

Saturday Salubrious Signs - Aquarius


Your real horoscope: The projects you've been working on have been so easy that you're starting to get a little bit complacent -- what you need is a good old-fashioned challenge! It's the quickest and most effective way to get you feeling like you're back at the top of your game. You need to climb a mountain to remind yourself of the heights you are capable of reaching.
Get some exercise
So today, add a little more ambition to your day and take on something that intimidates you. And do not be afraid to fail.
Know the best thing to do when you have to deal with a tricky issue?
Get some focus on the situation. That means: Turn off your TV, power down the computer, unplug your iPod and leave your phone locked in the car. Find a quiet spot, either indoors or outdoors, and take a little uninterrupted time to sit down and ruminate.
Feeling Antsy?
If you find that you are antsy when you get rid of all those distractions, it's probably a good idea to do an intense physical workout. Then, once you're nice and calm and physically exhausted, go back to that quiet spot.

Your Get Real Horoscope: Why in the world would you want to be ambitious today? It's Saturday. Turn that TV back on. Watch some movies. Don't even bother to shower. Who's going to notice? Aloof as you tend to be, a little extra Aqua Shave will keep others from saying rude stuff if they happen to be down wind from you.

Use your namesake hairspray and shellac that wispy hair down.
Play some Scrabble, smarty. But We're keeping score this time. And we know how many blanks there are. Two. Not six. Two.

And stay on the beaten path for a change. Quit getting lost.

At least take a compass with you.

People wouldn't keep looking for you if you weren't such a humanitarian. That $ 0.25 you're contributing twice a month to the Red Cross is going to save the world fer sure.


We find your individualistic tendencies rather endearing. Considering you share the sign with Paris Hilton and Christopher Walken this is understandable. But don't push it too far. You're rocking the boat.

BTW, Aquarius, you are the only sign with your very own theme song. What's up with that?

Kinda drippy, don't you think?


Bibi said...

YAY! I'm first to comment on MY horoscope! You're right on, too, with the Scrabble...but unplug my internet...oh. Thanks for posting this!!

From you Aquarian fan.

Lydia said...

This is so much fun! What a take-off on the regular horoscope readings. Very funny with just the right pictures.

soulbrush said...

yup, it is our age: harmony and understanding, sympathy and trust...poor fools us! we aquas are just downright nutters! but definitely not drippy.our song should be 'they're coming to take you away, aha!'thanks muse.

Poetikat said...

Uh, yeah. Thanks, Musey. Now I'll have "Aquarius" in my head for days. At least I got that "A Couple of Swells" from "Easter Parade" out now.


MuseSwings said...

Kat - sorry about the head thing. It's been going on in mine too but it's getting edged out by Soulbrush's song suggestion.

Bibi - so glad I could accomodate you with the Aquarium - I mean Aquarian horoscope.

Lydia! Thanks for stopping by!

Margo said...

makes me want to befriend a bunch of aquarians. And take so of the inspirational advice myself... focus, exercise, aquanet :)

Aunt Jo said...

I will take your advice and find some quiet today.:o) I have a good book to read and the weather is rainy. SOunds like a pajama day huh?

Sara said...

I'm not an Aquarius but I still opted to pass on the showering for today, and I appreciate you backing me up on that.

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

I know some Aquarius' and I'm going to send this link! So funny!

Anna Lefler said...

Lady, you had me at Aqua Net.



Amy said...

This is so neat. I never thought to do something like this. Great idea. Happy Sunday.

Anonymous said...

Haha! Love it!!!

Marie Reed said...

and.... now I'm singing that theme song! Aquarius! Aquariusssss!

Blicky Kitty said...

Oh I feel so special now that I know my sign has its own hairspray AND song attached. I had to laugh at the workout section because I was running 13 miles on the day you posted this. I prefer the sitting down advice. :)