Unlike the simpering Virgo who dallies about on her fainting couch, YOU Taurus have got to get things in control. These are hard times. It's up to you to save us all. (that means YOU, Sparky) You have got to take the bull by the horns and get the other eleven of us Astrological signs through this. Set aside that pet loving, whale saving, earth toned do what I want lifestyle of yours for just once and GET OUT THERE. NOW. So what if it's Saturday, Taurus, there is a world to save and you are the one's to do it. The rest of us took a vote while you were out on another one of your freakin' coffee breaks enjoying the aroma of those dark roast Columbian beans and you are the Chosen One. If you need some backup, take those cuspy Gemini's along (as in Debby).
They won't be much help, but if you dress them up in leathers they will be doubly intimidating.
You'll need one of these.
And one of these.
And wear a helmet for crying out loud. You are not invincible. The rest of us will be making a pie chart of the the most notorious embezzlers, cheaters, real estate frauds, Ponzi schemers and corporate thieves and you and your Don Knot's-like Gemini's are in charge of making them put it all back where they found it!
Clean up Dodge, Taurus!