Saturday, February 28, 2009

Saturday Salubrious Signs - Taurus


Unlike the simpering Virgo who dallies about on her fainting couch, YOU Taurus have got to get things in control. These are hard times. It's up to you to save us all. (that means YOU, Sparky) You have got to take the bull by the horns and get the other eleven of us Astrological signs through this. Set aside that pet loving, whale saving, earth toned do what I want lifestyle of yours for just once and GET OUT THERE. NOW. So what if it's Saturday, Taurus, there is a world to save and you are the one's to do it. The rest of us took a vote while you were out on another one of your freakin' coffee breaks enjoying the aroma of those dark roast Columbian beans and you are the Chosen One. If you need some backup, take those cuspy Gemini's along (as in Debby).




They won't be much help, but if you dress them up in leathers they will be doubly intimidating.

Taurus PT22

You'll need one of these.

Taurus Diesel

And one of these

And wear a helmet for crying out loud. You are not invincible. The rest of us will be making a pie chart of the the most notorious embezzlers, cheaters, real estate frauds, Ponzi schemers and corporate thieves and you and your Don Knot's-like Gemini's are in charge of making them put it all back where they found it!


Clean up Dodge, Taurus!


Sandy said...

HAHA, I was hoping you would do more "signs'...clever, I'm attracted to that gun... pretty cool.

soulbrush said...

do aquarius, you complete nutter.

Marie Reed said...

I need to comment a bit father from the gun lusty Sandy! I shaking in my boot! Just so you know I'm a Capricorn darling... should I divulge that?

Rudee said...

Those Geminis are scary. Don't let them have the gun.

Poetikat said...

My niece is a Taurus and she's the "save the earth" green-type to a tee. You're pretty good at this stuff. Maybe you should find a local fair and put out your shingle!


MuseSwings said...

Bwahahah - your remarks make this all worthwhile!

What's yor sign?

Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

Hey, you been in me gun safe again Moosey ... taking pics of me weepons?!
I saves ya all, just you wait and see. All dem yellow bellied 'save da earth' types will just have to go by the wayside whilse's I saves 'merica! AHA! Watch out bad guys 'cause Sparky and crew is comin' to get ya!

♥ ∞ ♥ ∞ ♥ ∞ ♥ ∞

LMAO!!! (Pardon my French) It took me 10 minutes to stop gafawling long enough to answer and then I had to read this again! You are so FUNNY! I'm gonna bookmark it and share it with everyone. Thanks for 'doing' Taurus! Can't wait to see what you do with the other 'signs'. [giggle] ((HUGS))

Jeanne said...

Do me! Do me! (Aquarius)

Betsy said...

Barney will save us! ;)

SparkleFarkle said...

Any blog that featuring both the Olsen Twins AND Barney Fife gets my thumb's up. BUNNY! BUNNY!

SparkleFarkle said...

P.S. "Featuring" should be "features"; my SparkleFarkled blunder. (Now I knbow how the old B. Spears feels: "Oops, I did it again!")

SparkleFarkle said...

P.P.S. No, it's suppose to be "knbow." I was just trying to see if you were paying attention.

Debby said...

Okay. I'm not sure if I have been mocked or not. Or maybe it was just the Gemini part of me. (Hey thanks for getting the 'gem' back from Lavinia. It wasn't fun just being an 'ini'.) All the save the world stuff. What happened to laying around and drinking your morning coffee in bed, etc. etc.? My horror-scope sounds just a bit too ambitious.

MuseSwings said...

Sorry Deb, but the rest of us are laying around in bed - that's why you Taurus-Twins have the heavy lifting parts.
Sparkle - Olsen Twins - Bwahahaha
Betsy - Barnie? what sign is he anyway besides Purple?
Got that helmet on Sparky? Let us know when the world is safe again and we'll all come out from under the covers. And the bar stools.

dAwN said...

OH mY...I am a Taurus and I was just looking at birdies and sipping my eco friendly shade grown coffee while looking at blogs online...
Humm...I am lazy and dont want to get up and go..
Can a bicycle and binos replace the motorcyle and gun?

steviewren said... my Gemini-ish experience all us twins are too busy trying to decide yes or no to any dilemma to have time to help save the world.

Lavinia said...

I'm of two minds over Geminies. I read "crispy Geminis" when I first read this. Hmmmmm, I wonder if Debby could be described as crispy? Or perhaps just crusty? Mwa ha ha!!
As for Tauras, let me tell you all about daughter is a Taurus and "bull" ...yep....sure is the sign. Imagine a Russian accent saying "STRONG LIKE BULL" and you got it pontiac!!

Debby said...

Maybe, I'll just write my own destiny, thank you very much. Let's see. It will include good dark chocolate and wine and a warm place by the fire. Yeah. And a good book. Okay. Yeah. I reject your horror-scope in favor of my own.

I'd rather be crispy than half baked. Not mentioning any names (like, say, Lavinia...)

Blicky Kitty said...

Jeez I never believed in these things before....until now that is!