Saturday, May 2, 2009

Saturday Salubrious Signs - Cancer


CANCER
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Your Real Horoscope for Today and for May
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You should try to keep your impulses in check today -- you must lead with your thinking skills, not your heart or your compassion.
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It's okay to come out of your shell and be defensive!
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If someone really ticks you off, you can certainly get into a defensive position and be ready to fight back, just don't be the first person to make any offensive moves.
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Just don't be a drama queen
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Bite your tongue and keep quiet! You can't afford to be the instigator in any dramas right now, and plus, who needs all of the drama that comes along with it? Stay out of things.
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Strut your stuff, Cancer

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May Horoscope: There's nothing wrong with showing off a little once in awhile, and the 1st is an excellent day to strut your stuff. Why? Well, haven't you been putting in a lot of work, at the office and the gym? Aren't you, when it comes right down to it, pretty proud of your boardroom presentation -- and that brand new washboard stomach? So go ahead: Flaunt it a little. The folks who love you will love seeing you thrive. By the 5th, you might have to focus your energies on your domestic partners. Yep, your roomies (family, etc.) aren't too thrilled with the status quo, and it's not enough just to do that extra load of dishes. Nope, you'd better apologize, too. Harmony can be restored in no time. Be sure to do something nice for yourself on the 10th and 11th. Why not take a nice long walk to check out all the springtime blossoms?
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If you're going to get yourself all in knots, at least make something of it
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Take an intellectual approach to a problem on the 15th. Otherwise you could get all tied up in knots. Don't hurry if you can help it on the 20th. Things will go more smoothly if you give them the time they need. You're super intuitive and extraordinarily attractive on the 26th and 27th. Make a connection on the 30th. You're ready!


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Your Get Real Horoscope: Quit your crabbing! Your real horoscope isn't all that bad, is it? So what if you have to appologize. The rest of us do it all the time, not being all faultless and and perfect like you.


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Here, read a book. But close it every once in a while and spend time with p-e-o-p-l-e. Your hermit tendancies are okay for a while but everyone else just thinks you are aloof and out of touch and all about you.

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Watch for danger signs. When you see them, don't hide in your shell. The muse knows all about being a hermit and just how much others will put up with. Not much. Especially if, like me (and I'm not even a Cancer) you test it to the limits all the time.
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You probably HATE being on the phone, so drop a line. Don't forget to send out those Mother's Day cards to all the mothers you know and love. And a birthday card for Sparky would be nice. She won't let you miss it.
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Hmmmm all this talk about crab is making me hungry......
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What shall I have for dinner? Some soup perhaps.
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Or maybe something light and delicious.
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That reminds me, Cancer, beware of dinner invitations.

9 comments:

Mim said...

Hmm..I'm a Leo - and I think we eat crabs! Sorry I couldn't make it to the spa - too much work to do - I even missed Postcard Friday - boo hoo!
Have a wonderful weekend!

Bibi said...

Yum. When I see crabs, I want to eat them.

Betsy said...

Very interesting! This explains a LOT about a few of my cancer friends!

Blicky Kitty said...

Every person I know who's a Cancer is so stinkin' shellfish.

Mmmmmm....shellfish. Oooh I see in the live traffic feed someone's on here from middletown ri! Hi neighbor!

david mcmahon said...

Now you've got me thinking of crab pie!

Nana Trish is Living the Dream said...

Too cute!!!!

soulbrush said...

never eaten crabs...so i'd make a good friend for cancer....cool post.btw what sign of the zodiac are you fair muse?

Marie Reed said...

I'm feeling like a crabby *itch myself this morning! This made me giggle!

Lavinia said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......crab legs! Did someone say all-u-can-eat buffet? Clear the decks I'm a-comin' through!