Friday, June 5, 2009

Saturday Salubrious Signs - Leo


During my hitherto unexplained absences over the last few weeks, I 've been neglecting -among other things - my Saturday Salubrious Signs. In doing so, I have specifically neglected the Leos of the world, having covered every other sign. I'd apologize, but that might inhibit your need to feel ignored and unloved. So go ahead and wallow in it for a while, blame me, and then have some chocolate or something to make you feel better.

Better yet, have a drink.

Your Real Leo Horoscope: Insecurities in your partnerships are brought to light now, and the best way to handle this is to understand that you need others instead of competing for the floor.
Can you believe she blogged about all the other signs, but ignored Leo! I feel invisible!
Leo will find this time of the lunar month an energy sapper, as they feel ignored or unnoticed. Trying to go it alone won't work just now. The spotlight is on other people for the time being, and it's best to let them shine. Concentrate on truly listening to those close to you, and on playing a supportive role.

Your Leo motto might be "What you see is what you get." You tend to live your life straightforwardly and with a flair for drama.

In fact, many Leos are attracted to the theater, the performing arts and public relations, for you truly understand the importance of putting on a good presentation.
you blaze gloriously through your life, remember to take time to acknowledge the feelings of those around you. If you forget, you could unconsciously hurt someone you love. But, if you remain aware of your impact, others can benefit from your presence.


Hey, Babe, I'm a Leo. What's Your Sign?
The Lion is considered the king of the jungle, and likewise you Leos have an air of royalty about you. Some Leos even have hair resembling the thick mane of the Lion.
Your Get Real Horoscope: Plan on making an appointment at the beauty shop. A little spray, some conditioner, and a good hair technician will resolve that Leo the Lion hair issue so the rest of us signs will quit pointing and staring.
Being ignored and invisible isn't so bad, just think of the stack of traffic tickets Taurus has to deal with because they insist on speeding - and in the spotlight -no less.
The rest of us signs like the part about you Leos playing a supportive role. With half of us unemployed, perhaps we could all move in with you and you could bake us cakes and stuff.
Your theatrics are duly noted. You share the sign with the likes of Madonna, Ben Afflec, Jennifer Lopez and Tom Cruise. Oh, and Donald Trump and Celine Dion for cryin' out loud. The rest of us understand you really can't help it. Just tone it down a bit and lose the tap shoes.


Sparky ♥ ∞ said...

"Why, officer, I wasn't speeding ... the road signs are just slow!" ha ha ha

Good one Musey. I'm sure the Leo's out there will get a kick outta this one. I miss your comments at my blog too. Those Mafia Wars at Facebook must be intoxicating. [hic] [giggle] ((Hugs))

steviewren said...

Leomoticons? I gotta get me some! I want one of those sexy Leo "Hey Baby" men too! Haircut? He don't need no stinkin haircut!

o-LEO-lay-eeee-hooooting funny is what you are! Don't make yourself so scarce in the future.

Debby said...

Oh!!!! This is such a great post..Go Leo!!!

Kalianne@theBowerbird'sNest said...

Musey blogged about signs
The Leo she sought to repine
But any press is great
If attention it creates
Then again, 'twas likely her design!


MuseSwings said...

Kalianne is such a nice Aussie
I'm glad that she's in our posse
for we'll all be fed
her yummy fresh bread
and other treats all warm and saucey

Kalianne@theBowerbird'sNest said...

Cynthia, you are the sweetest! I shall name a bun in your honour!
~Kalianne xo

Bibi said...

Ha, good one! I know some Leos and this is true for them!

soulbrush said...

hiya muse. i haven't been around much, been trying to cut back on ya doing?

Shellmo said...

That photo of the guy w/ a mullet and long hair made me laugh! Glad I'm a sagitarius....those leos seem too dramatic for me! :-)

Mim said...

I AM A LEO and so proud of it!!! I'm pushy and I love the limelight. HURRAY for us lionesses

Lavinia said...

That mullet guy embodies the Leo spirit. All business up front, party in the back.

I've known a few Leos in my time. Those guys can't take criticism. They always think they're right and try to hold the floor at all costs.

Of course those are just their good points!