The Game Is Afoot, Sherlock

This Padparadscha Sapphire is missing! Lavinia Ladyslipper and I have taken it upon ourselves to hire the best detectives available to investigate this tragic loss to Prince Filbert of North Umberton Bobsoire Peet. Lavinia says she don't got it and I aint got it neither. I checked the Yellow Pages and found this Agency to assist us.
I dashed right over.
And hired this fledgling detective.
Everyone who visits The Birdbath Chronicals or Muse-Swings attended the Cortina Ski Resort 'fiasco' . We've agreed to assist in the investigation by asking that everyone account for their movements in and around the sauna on or about February 31, 2008, 10:30 PM Rangoon Time.
Please visit The Birdbath Chronicals for additional and oft conflicting information. Thank you for your cooperation. The game is afoot.