tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post6624822033112364688..comments2023-10-11T11:19:41.552-04:00Comments on Muse Swings: A-Musing Fountain Of Youth Give-A-Way!MuseSwingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-35563595891996754202008-10-28T08:45:00.000-04:002008-10-28T08:45:00.000-04:00I can see it did wonder for you!Had to laugh about...I can see it did wonder for you!<BR/>Had to laugh about your story , thanks for wanting to share your fountain of youth, but I would keep it if I were you. I know with my favorite lipsticks etc they are always discontinued when I want to buy new! (I don't like that at all)mariannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09285970503295829713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-45143556295625258592008-10-25T00:15:00.000-04:002008-10-25T00:15:00.000-04:00Sounds like a plan! We'll make sure we are guests ...Sounds like a plan! We'll make sure we are guests on one of her really good give-away days!MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-77924177937563603782008-10-23T19:15:00.000-04:002008-10-23T19:15:00.000-04:00Museswings, if you do decide to send little vials ...Museswings, if you do decide to send little vials to all the corners of the world, maybe we can all get on Oprah! (Or you'll be featured as woman's greatest philanthropist and we can all be guests.)<BR/><BR/>KatKat Mortensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877694888419628533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-4106283926190579522008-10-23T17:53:00.000-04:002008-10-23T17:53:00.000-04:00Nice to have you back Sparky! Hugs to you to! You...Nice to have you back Sparky! Hugs to you to! You could use the elixer on your motorcycle! It will stay new forever. Waddya think? I'll be by to read your adventures a little later today - actually been accomplishing some household tasks!MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-70177856603652002212008-10-23T17:29:00.000-04:002008-10-23T17:29:00.000-04:00You are such a trip! Where DO you get your ideas g...You are such a trip! Where DO you get your ideas girl?! [har dee har]<BR/><BR/>Well, thanks for the offer gee whize I don't think I need the elixer. No one can tell how old I am under my helmet anyway. (See why I'm a motorcyclist NOW!!?? There's a method to my madness after all!) [roflol] <BR/>((Hugs)) from Gawga ♥ ∞Sparkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531515666554867421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-30906782059449898672008-10-23T12:41:00.000-04:002008-10-23T12:41:00.000-04:00Nanny G - Bwahahaha - I'm still laughing at you Je...Nanny G - Bwahahaha - I'm still laughing at you Jehova Goatnesses and now this. Practically choked on a bite of toast. I hate that stupid girlfriend of his too. <BR/><BR/>True, true, Debbie - She'll probably end up raising that stupid girlfriend for someone elses kid to marry.<BR/><BR/>Bibi - those teen years! I'm waiting until there is a complete cure for all the teen ailments: stupidity, pimples, wanting their own car, ...stuff like that.MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-75128646236723172272008-10-23T07:27:00.000-04:002008-10-23T07:27:00.000-04:00I'd like even half the bottle to take me back (wit...I'd like even half the bottle to take me back (with all my current knowledge of course!) to my teen years. I'd have made so many changes....Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241553607254199559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-80380581082524349452008-10-23T04:42:00.000-04:002008-10-23T04:42:00.000-04:00Nanny - Find some harried parent and just voluntee...Nanny - Find some harried parent and just volunteer for the job. You'd be up to your armpits in kids in no time. Of course, you'd end up with the evil ones first. You'd have to exorcise them. But once you tamed 'em, you'd be good to go. Just a suggestion, in case, you don't get the bottle.Debbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531125606268748793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-78349023544331134032008-10-23T02:05:00.000-04:002008-10-23T02:05:00.000-04:00I've decided that I need the elixir because I wish...I've decided that I need the elixir because I wish to live two full lives. The current, childless one that allows me to pursue my selfish dreams, and the harried and haggard one that involves birthing the little beasties that all the mommies out there worry and grow grey hair over, living thankless lives to selflessly feed, clothe, bathe and take to thousands of sports practices and guitar lessons, and spend my retirement putting through college only to have them live with me until they are 30 and then find some bitch girlfriend who takes him away and never visits me on Sundays. Stupid bitch girlfriend. <BR/>So anyway, I want that.Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-24152651632437104332008-10-22T22:35:00.000-04:002008-10-22T22:35:00.000-04:00Ladies (rap rap rap) May I have your attention ple...Ladies (rap rap rap) May I have your attention please. One moment. A little decorum, please.<BR/><BR/>Lavinia, quit arm wrestling Poetikat for that time share! Yer gonna chip her nail polish!<BR/><BR/>Pamela and Poeticat have put pets first over people! Now that is admirable, wouldn't you say?<BR/><BR/>Deb - if you win, you could always sell it on E-bay<BR/><BR/>Queenie (handing out Kleenex all around) Your story is so..so. sob ..it could work for you....snert. I'm so glad you are well enough to visit!<BR/><BR/>Time share, Poetikat, is a grand idea. You could have everyone over to your blog and we could all put a few drops on our necks. Just getting that back in order would be a huge improvement for me!<BR/><BR/>Janeen - I might suggest pouring the bottle into a bottle of red wine - or leave the wine alone and boil the pasta (au dente) in the FoY water.<BR/><BR/>Trish - if you win, you're good to go - if Poetikat wins she may at least share a drop or two...MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-84815364892147458482008-10-22T21:58:00.000-04:002008-10-22T21:58:00.000-04:00Maybe even splitting up the prize would be a good ...Maybe even splitting up the prize would be a good idea. Some of us would be tickled even to look 10 years younger. I wouldn't be greedy. How can you ship little vials around the world to all of us? Then we'd be in People magazine and we could all go on the circuit showing everyone our before and after pics. It could maybe take people's minds off the economy and their 401Ks dwindling down to nothing. Youth is wasted on the young. Or did someone say that before?Nana Trish is Living the Dreamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11401202649082669911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-87263890360342331672008-10-22T20:21:00.000-04:002008-10-22T20:21:00.000-04:00OH darn, I thought you were offering a bottle of r...OH darn, I thought you were offering a bottle of red wine, the other youth in a bottle. Oh hum, sigh! Just think of it, then we'd be young again and drink it with a plate of carbs - like spaghetti and garlic bread!ChaChaneenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07513422419246644559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-39325430528604776392008-10-22T20:04:00.000-04:002008-10-22T20:04:00.000-04:00Hope I don't run out of Oil of Oy Vey before then....Hope I don't run out of Oil of Oy Vey before then.<BR/><BR/>KatKat Mortensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877694888419628533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-24689767059879416872008-10-22T11:31:00.000-04:002008-10-22T11:31:00.000-04:00Poetikat, okay, I might consider a time share, you...Poetikat, okay, I might consider a time share, you mean like sharing the bottle? Oh sure, if the price is right...special discount for bloggy friends!!Laviniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08810442216887536113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-66147662417950495012008-10-22T10:27:00.000-04:002008-10-22T10:27:00.000-04:00Lavinia, perhaps if YOU win, you might consider a ...Lavinia, perhaps if YOU win, you might consider a Time Share? Of course I can't guarantee that a few drops won't get "spilled".<BR/><BR/>KatKat Mortensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16877694888419628533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-22826272030546679442008-10-22T07:45:00.000-04:002008-10-22T07:45:00.000-04:00i have 3,48576,594837,9976 half full bottles on my...i have 3,48576,594837,9976 half full bottles on my shelf, and try each one 3647859,68463524,8474645 times a week, and ...'sigh'...still nothing....soulbrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16879115279499153124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-87569380849406374152008-10-22T05:37:00.000-04:002008-10-22T05:37:00.000-04:00Mmmmm, 28th day before my #~^# birthday is reason ...Mmmmm, 28th day before my #~^# birthday is reason enough. Then if i really pull at the OLD emotions, just out of hospital shortly to go back Arrrr....<BR/>The think to really crack it, my childhood photos mum always trimmed my fringe just before, need I say more about being the cause for the loudest laughs in our family, bigger Arrrrrr!!!!!<BR/>Of course if there is someone out there more desperate than me, they have my blessing to sip on the bottle youth....Queeniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246279000726252262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-23423761644479581972008-10-22T05:16:00.000-04:002008-10-22T05:16:00.000-04:00Oh, I love Blicky's poem.I will not compete. I kno...Oh, I love Blicky's poem.<BR/><BR/>I will not compete. I know myself. No self control. I'd swig down the bottle and go back in time, back, back, and the next thing you know, I'm but a twinkle in my father's eye, my last conscious thought being, "NOOOOOOOOOO! I never meant to repeat my teenage years!!!!!!!" <BR/>No. I'm so good at math, I'd make a mistake calculating the dosage, and get myself in all sorts of trouble.Debbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531125606268748793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-25926064645223742312008-10-22T01:16:00.000-04:002008-10-22T01:16:00.000-04:00Well you know our old kitteh named Blicky,When he ...Well you know our old kitteh named Blicky,<BR/>When he looked in the mirror felt Icky,<BR/>There was a droop to his tail,<BR/>Once perky and hale,<BR/>But he realized he couldn't be picky.<BR/><BR/>Then the Muse's song came to our friend,<BR/>"This bottle all troubles will end,<BR/>With a laugh and a jump,<BR/>You'll admire your rump,<BR/>And no longer need to pretend."<BR/><BR/>Now he really is loathe to be pushy,<BR/>Groveling and getting all mushy,<BR/>While returning to ten,<BR/>Would bring pimples again,<BR/>He really would love a new tushie!Blicky Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08198957897679628835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-26258615829176034752008-10-22T00:56:00.000-04:002008-10-22T00:56:00.000-04:00Oh, I would bathe Edward in it so that he would li...Oh, I would bathe Edward in it so that he would live to be 90!Pamela Terry and Edwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12746603636884819522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-29244088991137038882008-10-22T00:40:00.000-04:002008-10-22T00:40:00.000-04:00Museswings, the springy curl gap toothed picture o...Museswings, the springy curl gap toothed picture of innocence is affecting your streed cred here. You're making me feel all bad, like I'm swearing in front of a child or something!!! Sheesh, now I gots to be careful what I say!Laviniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08810442216887536113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-59193024830234583662008-10-22T00:33:00.000-04:002008-10-22T00:33:00.000-04:00Ladies! Ladies (clap clap) Ladies! Straighten up ...Ladies! Ladies (clap clap) Ladies! Straighten up that line! Try to maintain some decorum here while the contest runs. <BR/>Lavinia - I do have to say one thing in Stevie's defence - It's either/or with her dates. Either the wallet OR the rolex Or the ring. She takes all three at first just to determine which is the best option - you know, like all those fake Rolex's floating around chinatown like a drunk pigeon. <BR/>Trish - I am pleased that you have recovered from the cold that Lavinia probably gave you.MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-38983588406067999122008-10-22T00:10:00.001-04:002008-10-22T00:10:00.001-04:00Nanatrish, we are all thankful to be amidst the la...Nanatrish, we are all thankful to be amidst the land of the living, and we are all very thankful that you are here with us too!Laviniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08810442216887536113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-6500838148901644962008-10-22T00:10:00.000-04:002008-10-22T00:10:00.000-04:00I have to wonder, Stevie wren, if it really was yo...I have to wonder, Stevie wren, if it really was your long thick tresses that made grown men cry, or if it was actually the fact that at the end of an evening with you they'd be missing their wallet, their Rolex watch, and their heirloom ivory and diamond cufflinks.<BR/><BR/>Not to say your hair wasn't gorgeous, it was and it still is. I'm just saying. You know.Laviniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08810442216887536113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-68223591938676762542008-10-21T23:40:00.000-04:002008-10-21T23:40:00.000-04:00ME, ME, Me! If this fabulous genuine bottled youth...ME, ME, Me! If this fabulous genuine bottled youth drink would help me revert back to my teenage years it would avert my need of lap-band surgery, since I was slim-pickings in those days. The added bonus would be that my long thick tresses that made grown men cry would also be restored. (now I just cry when I see all my hair clogging up the shower drain) ME, ME, ME! Pick ME!steviewrenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14233066158555762167noreply@blogger.com