tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post4354378209833220073..comments2023-10-11T11:19:41.552-04:00Comments on Muse Swings: Things That Have Exploded On MeMuseSwingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-43646122032119755602008-12-02T10:19:00.000-05:002008-12-02T10:19:00.000-05:00Nan - you only encourage me further...Thanks!Stanl...Nan - you only encourage me further...Thanks!<BR/><BR/>Stanley! Good of you to stop by - People have been seriously injured doing this same thing, esp those who leave the shell on the egg - so if you do, wear hardhat and safety glasses and plenty of cleaning materials on standby!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-70425934400170107342008-12-02T05:50:00.000-05:002008-12-02T05:50:00.000-05:00The egg incident is hilarious! I gotta try that xP...The egg incident is hilarious! I gotta try that xP HAhahaah......you just made my day. That was FUNNY!Stanleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06164121224494163220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-21923372990993015542008-12-01T22:13:00.000-05:002008-12-01T22:13:00.000-05:00Gawd, I'm dying over here!!!!!! BWA HAHAHAHAAA!!!...Gawd, I'm dying over here!!!!!! <BR/>BWA HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!<BR/><BR/>I don't know which is funnier, the bombadier doors opening, or this:<BR/><BR/>"I did what any good break room mess maker would do - I slipped out the side door and went to Taco Bell."Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-39400662905136870442008-12-01T16:26:00.000-05:002008-12-01T16:26:00.000-05:00I thought maybe you'd had a colon exam there on th...I thought maybe you'd had a colon exam there on the first drawing ... [roflol] My step mother was afraid of microwaves until the day she died.<BR/><BR/>Both stories are a HOOT! You are such a good writer.<BR/><BR/>I've had geese get nasty with me too. There ain't nothin' slippier than goose ... uh, leavings. Anyone with a pond in the country knows that. Ewwwww! ♥ ∞Sparkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531515666554867421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-1702953462944287422008-12-01T10:27:00.000-05:002008-12-01T10:27:00.000-05:00Debby -noooo never with either of my two. Not fro...Debby -noooo never with either of my two. Not from either end or both ends at the same time. Nope - didn't happen.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Dave King!<BR/>Bibi - sound advice!<BR/>Soul - As I was falling asleep last night I realized my drawing looks like something out of Grey's Anatomy LOL!<BR/><BR/>It was quite a mess, Mim - as was I.MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-86262649692714677232008-12-01T06:40:00.000-05:002008-12-01T06:40:00.000-05:00Oh my god..the egg-plosion is TOO funny!Oh my god..the egg-plosion is TOO funny!Mimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12409455543895086283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-74036341926698769042008-12-01T06:23:00.000-05:002008-12-01T06:23:00.000-05:00ROFLOL, i can't stop giggling. that first pict...ROFLOL, i can't stop giggling. that first picture, i thought your innards had exploded.you could write a 'blog' book, just put your posts in a book>>>you are such a fantastic writer.soulbrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16879115279499153124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-77458188344232088192008-12-01T06:17:00.000-05:002008-12-01T06:17:00.000-05:00I think you should avoid eggs and birds. At least...I think you should avoid eggs and birds. At least you were not like the lady who tried to dry her miniature poodle in a microwave...or perhaps that's an urban legend.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241553607254199559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-68976594216700129082008-12-01T04:13:00.000-05:002008-12-01T04:13:00.000-05:00I think I preferred Numero Dos - just. An unusual ...I think I preferred Numero Dos - just. An unusual and really amusing post, though. Thoroughly enjoyed reading it.Dave Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08430484174826768488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-91145276678969909912008-12-01T02:42:00.000-05:002008-12-01T02:42:00.000-05:00Muse - another thought. You've never had a small b...Muse - another thought. You've never had a small baby explode on you? There's no warning. Suddenly you are covered in baby green flickety flack and you know exactly what he's been eating. <BR/><BR/>No. Never happened to me either. And it didn't happen to me with all three of them.Debbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531125606268748793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-85921192232836758272008-11-30T23:47:00.000-05:002008-11-30T23:47:00.000-05:00You'll do well to stand a reasonable distance from...You'll do well to stand a reasonable distance from The Muse as well as from Chicken little.MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-55792040214575879052008-11-30T22:56:00.000-05:002008-11-30T22:56:00.000-05:00I didn't realize you lived life on the edge like t...I didn't realize you lived life on the edge like that. You are truly lucky to have survived...Blicky Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08198957897679628835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-32452557855141568202008-11-30T21:30:00.000-05:002008-11-30T21:30:00.000-05:00Debby - your story is a hoot - the long version ma...Debby - your story is a hoot - the long version may be a good subject for an upcoming blog. The answer to your question: No, you certainly did not. Geese are not a good judge of character so therefore you remain faultless. <BR/><BR/>Mary Lou - It didn't seem like good luck at the time except for the fact that I had my eyes and my mouth closed.MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-66146895759307445452008-11-30T20:58:00.000-05:002008-11-30T20:58:00.000-05:00It is suppose be good luck if a bird poops on you....It is suppose be good luck if a bird poops on you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-14209629944182874122008-11-30T18:40:00.000-05:002008-11-30T18:40:00.000-05:00I once went on a weekend retreat at a monastary ou...I once went on a weekend retreat at a monastary outside Washington, DC. I was walking alone, pondering spiritual things when I caught a glimpse of a pond. I struck out through the tall grass, thinking to sit by the pond and ponder spiritual things. I was attacked by a large goose, who chased me through the jingweeds. I forgot my vows of silence as I ran, screaming. <BR/><BR/>So: If a woman screams, and only a goose hears, has she actually broken her vows of silence?Debbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09531125606268748793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-73259234454749823232008-11-30T16:08:00.000-05:002008-11-30T16:08:00.000-05:00Shelly - I have mourning doves that visit daily - ...Shelly - I have mourning doves that visit daily - this morning I saw one of them and thought to myself - Oh, Bob's kind of early today. Bob. Got that from your Bob the dove.<BR/><BR/>Hanging with me can be pretty dangerous, Devoted - very brave of you to stop by -glad I made your Sunday start with a laugh!MuseSwingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11999288873532715380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-91625317058683668592008-11-30T16:04:00.000-05:002008-11-30T16:04:00.000-05:00LOL! I was a weapons handler in the Navy and I can...LOL! I was a weapons handler in the Navy and I can tell you that we never heard explosion stories of this magnitude or this entertaining! I will be laughing for days!!! Thanks for the Sunday chuckle...ok, gwaf,shooting coffee through my nose, rolling on the floor laughing hysterically!Devotedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10857357132404066036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3389669289904198220.post-72166885513831828152008-11-30T15:30:00.000-05:002008-11-30T15:30:00.000-05:00You're a natural bird attractant!You're a natural bird attractant!Shelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17534904024320623895noreply@blogger.com